GRIFT CARDS - The Perfect Gift!

We're upfront about what this is: a way for you to give us money so someone else can give us more money later. At least we're honest about our business model!

Available in denominations that would make a campaign finance lawyer nervous. Unlike some promises, these actually hold their value and can be redeemed for premium TACO merchandise that tells the truth.

Perfect for friends, family, or that one relative who still doesn't get the joke.